Don’t Eat This Mask!

“But Catty Cosmetician, you’ve already talked about Laneige. You told us about the Water Bank Serum. Are you really so old that you forget things…

Am I Really Awake?

Things are just a little different than they were a few days ago. Colors are brighter, smells are sharper, everything that touches my skin is…

Counter Anxiety??

Since starting this blog, I have found myself talking to a lot of people about cosmetics. Joy! You should know by now that it’s one…

I Am One With Snails

How do you begin to tell the story of a relationship so profound, so life-changing that you find yourself changed on a cellular level? Something…